Summer Holiday ‘10 day 4

So we’ve decided to get up early and start making the most of our days. We got the stuff for our excursions and decided we’d take the first one.

The trip to the zoo. It has a name but I’m sure Wayne will remember better than I do. So we head out. Our rep Dan says it’s only a short walk from here so we should be fine. So we head out following the signs for the zoo. it’s a long walk and we pass a few… sex shops? :s Following down the main high street we keep on track with the street signs. It’s baking hot but we persevere. We pass a few buildings and signs that point us in the right direction but something seems odd. We keep walking in the direction the last sign told us to but this doesn’t seem right… eventually we get out the map and realise we’re right on top of the zoo but need to go back the way we came. Confused.com. We find a little scenic area, like a picnic park with some water running through it.
It’s really sweet and we find some tadpoles (my speciality) in the water. After a few munchies (we brought crisps and bread we head back and pass a burger king and hey presto it’s the place we passed with the giant flags outside of it! So we head on in and get our discounted tickets and head on inside. We follow the zoo map (I’ve had enough of getting lost for one day) and turn left as we walk in. First up some pretty african birds or something like that
and then the aligators.

(Wayne please insert picture here).

They look good from above and I like to keep it that way but Wayne heads down a little turning. He’s so gona get eaten. I find him down there and it looks like he’s in with the aligators. Thank god there’s glass in between. Must find out what the cleaners use for
that glass. So we head on round up a little hill and see some more animals. We pass monkeys and meercats and hippos. All very cool.

Following the path we find the tiger enclosure. There’s a tiger pacing up and down going crazy but it’s nice to see them active as they’re normally sleeping. We follow round the cornere to see some more tigers ans low and behold…

(insert picture of tigers getting it on here)

Dirty little buggers. Anyways… we head on around
and decide to go see one of the shows, or maybe the only show… we sit right at the front sort of in the middle (thank you Mr English tour guide man). It’s amazing, we see real live animals up close, birds flying above our heads (i duck a lot) get it, duck – birds
hahaha I’m so funny (hmmm lol u crack me up – waynos). But it’s really cool. We head back round more of the park and some random singing tribe with bongos walk past us dancing.. weird anyway into the reptile bit we see snakes and scary things as well as some killer frogs. They’re tiny. So we’ve run
out of animals to see, we’re quite efficient when we go out and it’s mid afternoon. We passed a BK on the way in so after playing about in the souvenirs shop we head back out to find some food – fast. Haha more bad humour. It looks like a 60’s diner I’m not gona lie. Very odd but retro. They sell food I don’t care lol.

So after some refreshments and our fair share or terrible food we head back to the hotel. We manage not to get ourselves lost but pass a few more sex shops… We don’t go in, this isn’t amsterdam. we get a few rays of sun in at the pool but then head back out for some more munchies. and we come back with alcohol oops.. So a few drinks later and we’ve reinvented, Rummy hehehe. It’s a good night.

Edit by waynos – a fkin great night might i add… balcony, candles, cards, booze.. u cant even imagine how the rest goes… up against the glass, ok ill stop now.